Terribly Sexy Games | J@N | 2.24.11

Terribly Sexy Games | J@N | 2.24.11

The gaming industry as a whole has always dabbled with the notion that “Sex Sells” but very rarely have they done it in a good way. In fact, the games that result from these ideas are almost always terrible half-assed atrocities aimed squarely at the pants of adolescent hormones. No where does this seem more true than with Ubisoft’s latest game for the Wii that utilizes the Wiimote in naughty and provocative ways.

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Show Notes:

Ubisoft’s “We Dare” opens doors that should’ve been left closed
Includes a SPANKING game, and a striptease challenge.
Funny? Rated 15+ … not Mature …

Custer’s Revenge for the Atari2600 (video)
Widely considered the world’s FIRST adult video game

GTA: San Andreas “Hot Coffee” mod/hack (pic)
Originally created for the game, but made inaccessible by developers.
Unlocked by hacking the game engine – the content was included on the retail version!

Kinect Hacks: Sex game interface
(VERY NSFW site and videos:  http://www.thrixxx.com/)

And then there’s the whole “Dating Sim” genre  (video)
These games are so popular in Japan that several distinct subgenres have formed

Entire stores are dedicated solely to selling these games
Playboy: The Mansion (video)
A “business simulator” where you take on the role of Hugh Hefner to run the mansion
Received mixed reviews but generally viewed as a waste of time
Looks like a cheap Sims knock-off

DOA Volleyball
Butt Battle!

God of War’s gratuitous sex scene (with interactive quick-time event!)
Repeated in multiple sequels! (vid 1) (vid 2)

Adult video games – Wikipedia entry

—- From the audience — some of these may be NSFW!  You’ve been warned! —-

Playboy Mansion : PC/XBox
Video : [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJlhTdHCrtk ]

Sexy Beach 3 : PC
Video : [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onTwDybSEus ]

Metal Gear Solid 2 : XBox/PS : Nude Run
Video : [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR4x8lWP4Yg ]

Conkers Bad Fur Day : N64/XBox360
Video @ 3:00 : [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPGD_PzXq28 ]

Nude Patch for WoW
Video : [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syKjNCkG8qk ]

Rings of Power : Genesis : Press a code, reset your system and get a short gif of a animated blonde woman, who loses her top
Info : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_Power_%28video_game%29
Image :  [NSFW] http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/447/301559-naughty_dog_alt_screen_large.jpg

Voyeur : PC :
Info : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyeur_%28video_game%29

Strip Fighter
IV Video : @ 3:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeOTq2NBoow&feature=related
II Video : [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdCn39yh3_k

Sexy Parodious : multi console and arcade
Info : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_Parodius
Video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poYXjPoh5G4&feature=related


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